Pirates are hurtful but nice if you become a pirat

Apr 09
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Yves Montand watching Marilyn Monroe who’s watching Arthur Miller who’s watching Simone Signoret who’s watching Yves Montand

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Yves Montand watching Marilyn Monroe who’s watching Arthur Miller who’s watching Simone Signoret who’s watching Yves Montand

Apr 08
theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

Apr 08

theonion:

Jock Scientists Identify Gay Gene In Fellow Researcher Carl | "It’s in his butt,” say researchers.

Apr 07
humansofnewyork:

BREAKING NATURE NEWS: Yesterday I was fortunate enough to snag the only existing photograph of an ultra-rare Long Island Jungle Leopard. Seen here in a mating ritual.

humansofnewyork:

BREAKING NATURE NEWS: Yesterday I was fortunate enough to snag the only existing photograph of an ultra-rare Long Island Jungle Leopard. Seen here in a mating ritual.

Apr 05
humansofnewyork:

"One day a crazy looking homeless guy came to the door, and we were about to close the door on him, but my mother saw him and shouted: ‘Hey Eugene!’ She knew his name! Then she ran around the kitchen putting all sorts of food into tupperware, and brought it out to him. After he left, we asked my mom why she gave him so much food. She told us: ‘You never know how Jesus is going to look when he shows up.’ She was always saying that— it was a spiritual thing. Then you know what happened? Two months later, that same man showed up on the door step, clean shaven, and wearing a suit. And he had an envelope with money for my mother. ‘Ms. Rosa always believed in me,’ he said. I’ll never forget it! Eugene was his name."

humansofnewyork:

"One day a crazy looking homeless guy came to the door, and we were about to close the door on him, but my mother saw him and shouted: ‘Hey Eugene!’ She knew his name! Then she ran around the kitchen putting all sorts of food into tupperware, and brought it out to him. After he left, we asked my mom why she gave him so much food. She told us: ‘You never know how Jesus is going to look when he shows up.’ She was always saying that— it was a spiritual thing. Then you know what happened? Two months later, that same man showed up on the door step, clean shaven, and wearing a suit. And he had an envelope with money for my mother. ‘Ms. Rosa always believed in me,’ he said. I’ll never forget it! Eugene was his name."

Apr 05
Apr 03
theonion:

EPA: “If you come across any plants in your community or maybe some squirrels or a bird of some kind, we ask that you not kill or destroy them.”

theonion:

EPA: “If you come across any plants in your community or maybe some squirrels or a bird of some kind, we ask that you not kill or destroy them.”

Apr 03
did-you-kno:

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Apr 03
did-you-kno:

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Mar 30
humansofnewyork:

"There’s this giant cathedral in Cologne that survived the Allied bombings of World War II. All the other buildings around it were destroyed. One time I was super high on E and mushrooms, so I decide to drop in. The cathedral is made of black marble and the walls are stained with soot, so it was really creepy. On top of that, the place was packed with people, and there was a priest at the altar shouting angrily in German. I was like: ‘Oh. My. God.’"



Not the kind of guy you’d figure to have this story huh?

humansofnewyork:

"There’s this giant cathedral in Cologne that survived the Allied bombings of World War II. All the other buildings around it were destroyed. One time I was super high on E and mushrooms, so I decide to drop in. The cathedral is made of black marble and the walls are stained with soot, so it was really creepy. On top of that, the place was packed with people, and there was a priest at the altar shouting angrily in German. I was like: ‘Oh. My. God.’"

Not the kind of guy you’d figure to have this story huh?